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rice boy 

Noun; Youthful Male, Typically Asian, Filipino, or Hispanic rarely Caucasian, often with spiked highlighted hair, sporting wraparound sunglasses, Driving racy little Japanese cars sometimes highly modified but almost always lowered with 'Rally Car-low rider' appearance, engaging in street racing and 'Drifting' A competition wherein the driver takes advantage of the excessive horsepower, lack of rear wheel traction, and the oversteering handling characteristics of his car, to complete a course for points whereby spinning the rear wheels and powersliding the car is the objective.
Riceboy; Rice as in 'Rice burner' Japanese car, 'Boy' as in the drivers of these cars.
A 'Rice Boy' refuels frequently refusing to risk running low.
rice boy by Carlos Soto September 20, 2005
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rice boy 

NOT limited to Asians! In the US, it's mostly white jocks or rednecks who overload their Japanese made (brand, these days) cars with racing\high performance accessories. A good example would be the late 90s Honda Civic with tail fin, racing stripes, neon lights, and 'racing' clutch.
Wow! It's a good thing ole rice boy put a fin on that gocart ...I thought he was about to get airborne! At least it appeared that way in my rear view!
rice boy by Misanthropic71 March 25, 2008

rice boy 

People, usually asian guys, who spend way to much money on their ugly cars to have anything left to eat, except rice
guy drives by in a modified shitbox
Guy #1: "wow did u see that car?"
Guy #2: "Oh, thats just a rice boy, his car sucks but he tried to pretty it up by adding stickers to it"
rice boy by ]3FF April 24, 2006

lil rice boy 

Andrew who is a lanky ass asian
Girl:who lil rice boy
Andrew:me bitch
lil rice boy by Bobschesse October 12, 2020

Brother Rice Boy

A special breed of " boys" who are made by taking a Mother Macauley girl and attaching a penis to her.
Omg! Jenny lost her vagina, lets give her a penis so she will be a Brother Rice boy.

Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf
Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

boyd rice 

A noise artist and diabolic philosopher, known for his many recordings and writings dealing with subjects such as social darwinism, misanthropy, and general outsider-ness(for lack of better words:P). He is despised by the oversocialized PC Left, being a prominent member of the recent unpop art movement alongside greats such as Jim Goad. But despite all the ear shattering noise he makes, he also proves to be of many skills, playing melodic collaborations with neo-folk band Death in June. He is not the dark messenger he presents himself as either, as he has been known for the most amusing mass-pranks one has ever seen, including one in which he threw bananas at German hotel guests while dressed as a gorrilla in nazi regalia.
"Oppression is the opiate of the masses, people geniunely get off on it."
boyd rice by IntestinePoet July 30, 2005