During an Eiffel Tower, when a girl's pussy gets so tight that a dick gets stuck in either the pussy or anus, and another dick (rescue plane), comes in from whatever hole is open to shock the girl and open up the other hole
Always be careful when you're Eiffel towering, I went first, got stuck, and needed the rescue plane to get it out
by Pharr July 21, 2016
A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.
by Telephony April 24, 2015
A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.
Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?
by wvdrtnsf May 3, 2009
Mike was quick to rush towards the accident- even though Paramedics were already on the scene. He sure is a Rescue Randy.
by Poop Stain Barney October 26, 2011
J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
by J_Bob February 12, 2007
I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.
Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.
Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.
by Rick Anders March 20, 2008
A Ricky Rescue is similar to a "Wacker." It is a person who works in EMS (EMT, Firefighter, Paramedic) and gets waaaaay too excited for every single little call. On weak ass calls such as bullshit anxiety they are in there with oxygen and trauma sheers in hand. These people usually have the stickers on their truck, carry scanners and listen to them on and off duty, always wear those annoying shirts, and cannot run an assesment to save their life.
Season Vet: Dude have you ever ran with (Insert Name) that guy is such a fucking Ricky Rescue. He has his boots shined to a tee, wears his sheers on his pants, and wants to run calls all day. (Insert Name) should be shot in the stomach, god i wish that guy would die in a car fire.
by MoSlicka August 5, 2007