Renee Zellweger

A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.

When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."

Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.

by Mr. Cardboard January 27, 2012

renee zellweger

A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.

Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.

by igivedefinitions May 8, 2011

renee zellweger

the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners

Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville

by The Clowns Pocket March 7, 2008

renee zellweger

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.

Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.

by Jada Skye October 29, 2006

renee zellweger

Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.

by jxntothemax August 19, 2005

renee zellweger

An actress from the movie Jerry McGuire that looks like she's made of marzipan.

"For those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger"

by BLiNg529 January 18, 2010