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Rejected definition 

After posting this definition, it will almost probably be rejected. If you see this, then you are almost probably in touch with reality
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Rejected Definition 

A definition rejected by the vast majority of people on urban dictionary who have no sense of humor and do not know the way. They are typically written by people who who think they are funny. This is an example of a Rejected definition because no one cares about this.
Rejected Definition by Hetler January 10, 2018

Why did my definition get rejected? 

So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.
Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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