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Reeses' Pieces 

Don't eat the Reeses' Pieces!
Reeses' Pieces by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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Reeses Pieces

The practice of placing one’s penis in another person’s anus then slowly pulling out, resulting in the accumulation of feces just under and around the tip of the penis. After which the previously analed person eats around the edges of the penis, emulating the normal technique for eating a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Molly: My boyfriend and I are looking for a threesome tonight. You DTF?

Kirill: Hell yeah...I would def share that nut with you!

Molly: Great! Tonight Im finally gonna try munchin on his Reese's bits...got any advice?

Kirill: There's no wrong way to eat a Reeses Pieces!
Reeses Pieces by 82Central March 17, 2011

Reeses Pieces

An eminem wanna-be, anyone who affliates themselves with (any letter)-Unit. e.g. most of the American youth I have the misery of being a part of.
Stupid Kid: "I roll wid bloodz/cripz g unit and all that shizz, no (intentionally misspelled) what I'm sayin dawg??"
Me: "Shut the fuck up you little Reeses Pieces, and bag my grocaries."
Stupid Kid: "Yes sir, sorry."
Reeses Pieces by Dan S December 18, 2003

Reeses Pieces

When a man sticks his penis in a jar of skippy'screamy peanut butter and inserts his penis into a women's asshole, after climax the man removes his penis and the jizz mixed with peanut butter slides down the womens leg. The man then licks it all up.
"Damn dude you reeses pieces that hoe"

"I gave her the reeses pieces"
Reeses Pieces by Kris Ortiz November 15, 2007

Reeses Pieces Bitches 

To say goodbye, peace out
Generally said while flashing index and middle finger up in "peace sign".
Mike: This party blows
Kris: Yea, lets get out of here
(Mike and Kris together) REESES PIECES BITCHES!

Reese's Pieces 

The practice of placing one’s penis in another person’s anus then slowly pulling out, resulting in the accumulation of feces just under and around the tip of the penis. After which the previously analed person eats around the edges of the penis, emulating the normal technique for eating a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Girly: My boyfriend and I are looking for a threesome tonight. You DTF Kirill?

Kirill: Hell yeah...I would def share that nut with you!

Girly: Great! Tonight Im finally gonna try munchin on his Reese's bits...got any advice?

Kirill: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's Pieces!
Reese's Pieces by k-dizzle112 March 4, 2011

reese's pieces principle

when someone tells you about something nice they have and you assume it is an invitation to take/try it.
"I showed him the Reese's Pieces fun pack I was given at work and he grabbed it from me and ate it. When I asked him why did you do that, he said 'reese's pieces principle'"
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