redsox fan

a person who believes the yankees are an evil empire of bullshit and want Steinbrehner to die.

Google image search "100 ways to kill Derek Jeter"

by Anti-yank101 July 16, 2004

redsox fan

The most pile of trash team you can possibly think about. They have obnoxious fans who are a disgrace to the planet due to their lack of baseball knowledge, and smell like complete and utter shit. It's the type of team you would say, "oh hey? Is that guy wearing a redsox jersey? What a fuckin douche!" Any time you see the redsox, you would want to grab the nearest sharp object, forcefully shove it through your eyeballs, then shove it up your ass until you start leaking anal blood however make sure to catch it so you can drink it and die of choking on the anal blood.

Jimbo is a redsox fan. He watches and roots vehemently for the redsox every day. His friend Hubert calls him a fuckface for watching such a pile of garbage. Jimbo cries in his pillow like the pussy bitch he is for rooting for the redsox. Don't be like Jimbo. Be like Hubert.

by IdkWhat2Type July 24, 2019

bandwagon red sox fan

95% of red sox fans as of 2005. made up of mostly fat, irish, red faced women and scrawny white homeboys who will wear their 2004 world championship tilted to the side like a god damn monkey while their over sized manny jerseys will hang all the way down to their knees. 10 years ago these bandwagoners didn't have to suffer watching mo vaughn gain 300 pounds, jose offerman trot around the bases like he was a in beer softball league, or mark portugal tripping over his own feet while pitching off the mound in almost every god damn start. But now they feel like true fans because they can name 3 players on the team.

That bandwagon sox fan over there just yelled "Go Red Sox" then "GGG-Unit" after, lets go beat his ass

by Shaunydigital August 31, 2005

Red Sox Fan

A drunken Irish dipshit from Boston. Commonly found in bars, Charlestown, and jail cells. Hate the Yankees because they're "rich douches" (TRANSLATION: Wealthy due to winninng) and "they suck" (TRANSLATION: Win a lot and piss off Sox fans who are of course poor). Being one of these is as gratifying as being a shit taken by a giraffe. If the Sox lose, they fuck up everything in their path. If the Sox win, they fuck up everything in their path. Quite simply, they're violent wife-beaters, but can be better described as drunk, violent, retarded, pathetic, poor, dirty, uneducated, and the guys who got the short end of the stick.

Random Guy:"Hey dude the Yankees just won their 27th World Series!"

Red Sox Fan: "FUCK YOU! FUCK THE YANKEES! THEY'RE LOSERS WHO ARE RICH CUZ THEY EARN MORE THAN MY ANNUAL $5,000! Excuse me while I drink and beat a guy to death."

by Sox Fans Dont Pass Junior High December 1, 2010

red sox fan

1) Annoying snob that watches the Red Sox get their asses handed to them every season. Usually reluctant to admit that winning in '04 and '07 does not make up for 100 years of failure.

2) Usually confused with moron.

3) Talks with annoying gay accent.

4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.

e.g how to communicate with a red sox fan

"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"

synonyms with gay faggot sucks

by JOAShbacon July 22, 2012

red sox fan

The most annoying and bitchiest fans on da face of da earth, also very few cool ones but most are just plain bitchy as hell. Need to get laid.

Red Sox fans need to get laid.

by idk who August 13, 2006

Red Sox Fan

Someone that lives and dies for the Red Sox. Someone that spent their childhood at Fenway park no matter if the Sox won or lost. Someone who knows that the Red Sox will always be better than the Yankees.

Person 1: Did you see the Sox game last night?

Person 2: Obviously! I was there!

Person 1: You ARE a true Red Sox Fan

by anonymouswritter May 19, 2009