Red State Spexs 

A Magical Pair of glass that enables conservatives to see the truth about about the liberal agenda and the world around them. With these specs, reality is no longer liberally biased and makes perfect ideological sense.

The Red State Specs among other things make...

* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.

* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.

* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!

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Red State Spexs by Libertatis January 8, 2015

Red states 

To give a REAL definition and not bash the right for a change of pace, this is the term given to states during elections that have more Republican votes than Democratic votes.

"Here's the country map. Look at all those red states."

Red states by Mike! May 13, 2005

red states 

States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.

It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.

red states by MRT2 September 25, 2006

Red States 

States full of people who voted for G.W. Bush (a.k.a. the first herald of the apocalypse). The majority of people in these states have forgotten that this country was founded on the separation of CHURCH AND STATE and put a coked up jesus freak in office because "he prays" and he talks about jesus alot.

Fuckin red states, you know hes going to bring on the apocolyspe!

Red States by The Dark Lord of Bass October 12, 2005

Red states 

The states that voted in George W Bush. Sine those states are full of fucking morons, it has become a saying.

When somebody does something incredible stupid they are refered to as a red state.

(Isn't it funny how the two states that were effected by 9/11, NY and Washington, voted in Kerry?)

You drank a can of paint? What's wrong with you, you fucking red state!!?

Red states by Iraq has oil, Afganastan does not. January 3, 2005

redstate 

Noun: A highest form of insult or profanity. Calling someone redstate is equivalent to their being a fucking asshole, or intentionally ignorant of widely available facts. A redstate individual is often racist, sexist, and acts with blatant disregard for others' freedom of choice / liberties / rights.

'Quit being such a racist redstate.'
'How did that redstate find the single article on the internet without a scientific explanation of climate change?'

'He doesn't care if I lose my choice to give birth to a child or not because he's a redstate.'

redstate by a1ix November 11, 2016

Not welcome in the red states 

To be gay / lesbian.

Did you hear? Susans no longer welcome in the red states!

Not welcome in the red states by dkie May 8, 2005