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ruby red bag
ruby red bag by Ruby Red McGee April 9, 2008
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Red Bag • red bagel • Red Bagger • Red Bagging • rubyredbag • Red Paper Bag • Red • Red Sox • red bull • Red Wings
Red Paper Bag
When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag
Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
Red Paper Bag by Mike and David November 10, 2008
Red Bagging
The act of jerking off whereas both balls and cock are in one single grip. This results in the balls protruding forward and the scrotum running along the shaft of the penis. The length of the stroke is restricted only by the elasticity of the sack.
Red Bagging by Krenek October 18, 2012
Red Bagger
A red bagger is a highschool student who is going on a tour at Texas Tech University. They walk around campus with tour guides and block the walking paths and make pathways inconvenient for those attending classes. They get their name from the red bags which they carry around and contain information about the college.
I spotted some red baggers on campus and they are blocking the pathway. We were all red baggers at some point.
Red Bagger by sha mama mama April 27, 2023
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