Real Kiwi Hours 

The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.

Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?

Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"

Real Kiwi Hours by Mr. Meme Connoisseur February 9, 2018

Real Kiwi Hours 

The time of day when you begin walking to your a place you spend a lot of time at on a normal basis. (i.e. School, Work, House, Coffee Shop, Restaurant, etc.)

“It’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”

“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.

Real Kiwi Hours by tan_mai.ke January 31, 2018

Real Kiwi Hours 

The time ranging from 12:00 A.M to 11:59 P.M in which you go out to go scavenge for and food or scraps to keep yourself nourished.

Random Stranger: Hey do you have the time?
Me: Yeah, it's Real Kiwi Hours

Real Kiwi Hours by Real Kiwi Hours February 13, 2018

Real Kiwi hours 

The hours in which one may represent the equality in New Zealand.

"Wow, its really equal here in new zealand"
"It must be Real Kiwi Hours"

Real Kiwi hours by YeetMyGuy May 5, 2018

Real kiwi hours 

The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.

Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".

Real kiwi hours by Real kiwi hours February 7, 2018