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Real Isopod Hours 

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.
Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."
Real Isopod Hours by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018

Real Isopod Hours 

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

Real isopod hours 

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day
Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

real isopod nigga hours 

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.
What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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