reacher

the much less attractive member of a couple

Geoffrey Arend is the world's most famous reacher after marrying Christina Hendricks.

by iamthelawrus May 3, 2011

reacher

A dude who is so desperate that he tries to suck his own dick but isn't able to.

Only a handful of reachers have actually been able to suck their own dicks and they have never left their room since.

by cervixpounder April 15, 2015

reacher

ex-yorkshireman that likes to give head while engaging in bumlove and wanking two people off at the same time

ie, reach for the....

look at im hes a reacher all right he cant get enough of the cocks

by chilly chilly April 25, 2009

reacher

someone who is a master and teacher of the art of the reach-around

i jacked around to much in class today so i had to spend a couple hours after school with the reacher.

by Sooth Sayre April 29, 2010

reacher

Someone who is hot with a great personality and can get someone even more attractive than them but instead, they get someone who is way below them in looks but still has a great personality just to feel secure in the relationship because they know that they would be less likely to leave them.

Jennifer is so hot but her boyfriend is so ugly. She's a reacher.

by thatbitch<3 November 13, 2011

Reacher

A tall man who reaches for things that others cannot reacher. Often hired as a freelancer or from an agency.

I'm trying to get that can of applesauce from the top shelf, but I'm just too short. Can you get me a reacher?

by Reesteesees May 1, 2009

Reacher

The guy who tries to give the first reach around any time somebody visits his house.

The guy knew how to have a good time, he was a reacher for successful reacharounds.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019