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We're taking a break 

A girl (usually a girlfriend) will say this to you when she is angry at you and wants to find a new boyfriend. This is always a bad choice on the girls part because girls will be all over you now and she will become jealous, eventually taking you back.
Im sick of everything that is going on "We're taking a break".

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey 

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

You’re breaking up! 

That handy “go-to” excuse one can use to effectively conclude an annoying conversation when speaking on a cell phone, whether it’s true or not.
It’s a pretty clear cue to me when my husband uses, “You’re breaking up!” when we’re both talking on land lines that we’ve reached the end of the conversation!

you're breaking my balls

Similar to the phrase 'my balls', it is the longer, more informative version for those idiots who haven't ever heard the phrase.
Used many times by Eric Cartman in the show South Park
John - Here I have a new, mint condition guitar.

Rob - Oh! I'll pay $120.

John - $120? You're breaking my balls, man.

you're breaking my heart 

from a simpson's episode; the act of splitting one's heart in two.
"Marrrrrggee, you're breaking my heart"

Re-Breakup 

When you have to clarify more than once to an ex that you are broken up.
Jane: “My old boyfriend keeps calling me."
Jane’s Friend, “Doesn’t he realize you are broken up?”
Jane: “I guess not. I’m going to have to re-breakup with him.”
Re-Breakup by dogstar7 August 26, 2009