The man who walks with you and goes everywhere with you even to your bed when you go to sleep. And he loves your mom, but she hates him because he is black and your family is white. So go, find a Ransindom and keep him and hold on to him forever and don't let you mom fu*k your life by making you go let go of your Ransindom. He is a black man and is the King of youtube and the city. No one can mess with him or you because they are scared they will get a beating or a bad name in the neighborhood. He makes no sense of his life except he protects you and will never leave you and will never let go of his white friend.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!