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Ralston Middle School 

A crummy middle school located in between a higschool (Carlmont High) and juvy (cool). Teachers are crazy. And you get a garbage duty for cutting in the lunch line. Most kids that go here go to Carlmont later. If you go to Ralston well ewww. At least you have an animal for a mascot and not a man in a skirt. Oh and to add to the maddness there is Mountain Lions that attack deers. (poor deers) they should really attack the admin.
Boy: What school do you go to?
Girl: Ralston Middle School.

Boy: Eww. I hope a Mountain Lion eats you.
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Ralston Middle School 

A school full of disrespectful and fake hoes , the guys are never loyal , barely any girls arent hoes nor fake , kids argue with teachers , juul/vape/dab in the bathrooms thinking theyre cool. kids skip just to get their name called on the intercom so they look cool and people ask them where they were. there is occasional “fights” they never go anywhere except for hair pulling or a slap.
girl: what school do you go to?
boy: Ralston Middle School
girl: oh sorry i was looking for someone loyal who will pay attention to me and not cheat.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026