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Ralston Middle School 

A crummy middle school located in between a higschool (Carlmont High) and juvy (cool). Teachers are crazy. And you get a garbage duty for cutting in the lunch line. Most kids that go here go to Carlmont later. If you go to Ralston well ewww. At least you have an animal for a mascot and not a man in a skirt. Oh and to add to the maddness there is Mountain Lions that attack deers. (poor deers) they should really attack the admin.
Boy: What school do you go to?
Girl: Ralston Middle School.

Boy: Eww. I hope a Mountain Lion eats you.
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Ralston Middle School 

A school full of disrespectful and fake hoes , the guys are never loyal , barely any girls arent hoes nor fake , kids argue with teachers , juul/vape/dab in the bathrooms thinking theyre cool. kids skip just to get their name called on the intercom so they look cool and people ask them where they were. there is occasional “fights” they never go anywhere except for hair pulling or a slap.
girl: what school do you go to?
boy: Ralston Middle School
girl: oh sorry i was looking for someone loyal who will pay attention to me and not cheat.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026