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Ralston Middle School 

A crummy middle school located in between a higschool (Carlmont High) and juvy (cool). Teachers are crazy. And you get a garbage duty for cutting in the lunch line. Most kids that go here go to Carlmont later. If you go to Ralston well ewww. At least you have an animal for a mascot and not a man in a skirt. Oh and to add to the maddness there is Mountain Lions that attack deers. (poor deers) they should really attack the admin.
Boy: What school do you go to?
Girl: Ralston Middle School.

Boy: Eww. I hope a Mountain Lion eats you.
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Ralston Middle School 

A school full of disrespectful and fake hoes , the guys are never loyal , barely any girls arent hoes nor fake , kids argue with teachers , juul/vape/dab in the bathrooms thinking theyre cool. kids skip just to get their name called on the intercom so they look cool and people ask them where they were. there is occasional “fights” they never go anywhere except for hair pulling or a slap.
girl: what school do you go to?
boy: Ralston Middle School
girl: oh sorry i was looking for someone loyal who will pay attention to me and not cheat.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016