Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

racoon eyes

1.)an ugly chick who makes hereself feel better by wearing excessive amounts of eyeliner thus looking like the markings of a racoon

2.)what Johny Depp or Brittney Spear's eyes look like.

Did you see that skank with the racoon eyes?

by Libby June 22, 2004

racoon eyes

1. the result of the make up from the night before.
2. a girl who showers with her make-up on.

I woke up with the girl from the bar and looked into her racoon eyes.

by angikay3 June 22, 2012

racoon eyes

When season snowboarders ride in Spring their goggles block off sunlight leaving tanning lines that imitate "Racoon eyes"

"Nice racoon eyes you punk. Wear some sunscreen."

by InYourBackyard. March 07, 2010

Racoon Eyes

What Katsuki Bakugou Calls Mina Ashido in Bnha/Mha

Bakugo: "RACOON EYES GET OVER HERE"
Mina: "THATS NOT MY NAME!!!"

by Nova_B1tch May 27, 2021

racoon eyes

a bitch with two black eyes

I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^

by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004