when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz
man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz
by analdestroyed July 31, 2017
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When someone is being so fucking dumb you have to degrade them to a reptile
Why did you miss your shot you fucking reptile we could have gotten the win.
by Mr 6 inches June 8, 2020
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A ginger reptile is is commonly known as a red headed lowlife who typically lurks round cookstown looking for scrap food
‘There is Amy sheehy the ginger reptile, she came to my house last week begging for food’
by Idk.yes.ok December 28, 2022
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Placing a reptilian creature inside either your own or a partners anus before they are about to fart and suffocating the creature for the pleasure of feeling it squirm inside the anus
Jason and I were getting freaky and decided to try a reptile fart for some new pleasure.
by rustleinthewest April 13, 2015
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Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner
Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER
by Glenicus. December 18, 2018
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Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.
The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in the state of Texas.
by urban savage February 12, 2019
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The Texas Reptile Expo was founded by a lady from Arkansas. She is known for bringing largest reptile expo to the state of Texas with the most selection of venomous snakes. Everyone in Texas labels her the Reptile Queen and the Texas reptile expo the biggest show in Texas.
The Texas Reptile Expo got all them venomous snakes. You will see alot of reptiles down in Texas at the Texas Reptile Expo.
by Tvgee January 29, 2019
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