rembradt

someone that works hard and has the heart of a lion and never gives up

That guy has a REMBRADT mentality

rembradt by 1400kiddanger September 3, 2021

rembradt

Someone that has heart and works hard and never gives up

That guy has a REMBRADT mentality.

rembradt by 1400kiddanger September 3, 2021

Rembrandt 

An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.

"she's totally rembrandt right now."

Rembrandt by a class act June 11, 2009

Rembranted

Anal bleaching

Your asshole is dirty looking, you need to get that shit Rembranted

Rembranted by Geo316 July 25, 2019

paint a rembrandt 

to take a shit

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.

paint a rembrandt by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

burning rembrandt by James February 22, 2005

fecal-Rembrandts 

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.

"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

fecal-Rembrandts by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014