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Sexy Red Panda 

Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.

They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.
Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.
Sexy Red Panda by pfff... June 18, 2011
One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.
Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut
Red Panda by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018
When you eat something with red food coloring, and turns your poop a red tint color!
Melissa ate her red burnt peanuts and later yelled from bathroom that her poop looked like the head of a red panda!
Red Panda by Thumperpanda August 25, 2022
Used to describe something that is better in every way than its counterpart but is not very well known.
Red Panda by dr. man555 November 8, 2010
The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.
"Upon waking, the first emotion the red panda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough
Red Panda by The Reddest Panda March 24, 2021

red panda bear fight 

Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.
Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.