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Red Car Small Penis 

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

red car theory 

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed
red car theory by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

big red car 

The car that the wiggles travel around in. The most famous song about this car is called 'toot toot chugga chugga big red car'. Lyrics are for the chorus listed below
toot toot chugga chugga big red car
we'll travel near and we'll travel far
toot toot chugga chugga big red car
we're gonna ride the whole day long
big red car by iam a wiggly dancer November 7, 2006

too far red car 

A way to say 'too far' while adding that extra oomph that lets you know just how far it has gone
Fran: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!
too far red car by Grace F March 12, 2011

ONE RED CAR 

i literally cant be any more specific.
How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!
ONE RED CAR by Mr. Some1one November 7, 2018

Car Monster Red Bull Drinker 

A monster that comes in your car while you are belly dancing and it takes your red bull and drinks it all and yes that is his legal birth name.
The “Car monster Red Bull drinker” drank all my Red Bull and made me sad