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Quantity over Quality 

Quantity of a work is more important than the quality of a work.
Student: I wrote an essay 1 sentence long. It has really deep and abstract meaning, and only philosophers can grasp the true meaning.

Teacher: lmao it's quantity over quality. Who taught you to write like that? smh. Jason got 100% on this essay assignment because he wrote 10 page long essay. I didn't bother reading it because it completely meant he spent really much of time on it. You are getting 5% on it.

Quantity Surveyor

An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.
'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'

qualtity 

a quality tit. yum. self explanatory, rare to see, and a hard level to reach (depending on who you are)
Mr. Jingles the mouse has seen some insane tits in his life but this one was a true qualtity.
qualtity by jingles. February 22, 2010

quacktittycatboy

A really funny and cool tiktoker who has 12.5k followers.
person 1: have you seen the new quacktittycatboy tiktok video?

person 2: no give me the link

quality over quantity 

haveing preferance to better things, as opposed to more things.
When it comes to girls, its the opposite of beer, I pick quality over quantity
quality over quantity by Smokie December 28, 2003

Quantitative Easing 

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!