similar to 'No Drama' or 'No Worries', No Qualms is an expression when a task is not a problem.
Adam: We are all out of tomato sauce! could you pop to the shop to pick some up?
Megan: yea of course, No Qualms. did you pick some toilet roll up the other day?
Adam: I did but not the good stuff we normally get, that cheap non branded stuff from Carl that doesn't agree with you.
Megan: AAAHH no way! that stuff gives me a terrible rash!
Adam I Know I'm really sorry
Megan: No Qualms.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'