a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
by P-Pope November 14, 2005
Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.
Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!
by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009
My girlfriend, PAM, is 3 hole qualified.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
A term that's often misunderstood because stupid people can't tell the difference between "qualified" and "absolute".
In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".
So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.
Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".
So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.
Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."
Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."
Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."
Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
by absolute qualification January 17, 2021
Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.
by Garry Scope June 28, 2023
A word or phrase that serves to validate the falsifiability of a statement by expressing the speaker's lack of knowledge or understanding. It has a legitimate use for people like journalists or legal practitioners, but otherwise tends to make you sound like a cu**.
"A qualifier is basically something you say when you wanna get punched. It's when you add a weasely word to what you're saying so you're never technically in-"
by jack__hoffman December 12, 2020