Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.
"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"
by McKinley & Cole .... for Omar December 15, 2004
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A synonym for shook.
To quake is to be both shocked and surprised.

Ex: I am quaking at the number of thumbs up in the top answer.
by MYOBk February 9, 2020
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Originally the name of ID software's first FPS hit that was playable over the internet, now it means 'current version of Quake I'm playing'. Hence oftenly confused with the latest available game in the Quake quadrupology: Quake III : Arena.

With no actual single player, this game is totally focused on (Internet) multiplayer.
Extremely fast-paced, mind-sharpening gameplay, with countless mods available today, making it not only brainless scorewhoring, but some real teamplay mods like CTF and urban terror are available.

With this game, everybody hates noobs, yet everybody is a noob, since you can be called after it for anything that someone else really didn't expect you to do so.
It's an addictive game, people play it for hours straight, all though the night, and after some sleep they will be back online the next morning.

The more people play, the more things they expect from the others, usually resulting in saying stfu noob to them. Many quakers think they're the best, hence everybody who frags them has to be called cheater, lamer, noob, or gets remarks like 'pffffffffffffffffffffffffff' and 'yeah right'. Those appear mostly on the mods which require (hence feature) the most skill, such as Clan Arena and OSP CTF.
People mostly don't say a word when playing the Excessive mod.

Some abbreviation is featured in the Quake3 slang, such as gl, hf, brb, wp, cya, et cetera.
This slang is often echoed back to you by (mostly) people who haven't been around very long. They produce very colourful messages (since it's possible to produce colour text with ^1 ^2 - ^e ^f) and with these messages they try to tell you what they though about their latest frag.

---===== WhAT Da FuCk 000--==---
::::::: Oh My GoD! :::::::
<<<<<<<<< I ON DEFENSE >>>>>>>>>>

btw: These people tend to have very colourful names, too.
cheater *disconnects*
You see, you're not better than me.
bl nf bp
yeah, right
by wuck May 24, 2004
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To be destroyed, as if from a massive and brutal earthquake.
"Bro how much did he have? He's fucking quaked"

"He stole my girl and my job? I got quaked"
by rajatheman May 29, 2020
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used when refering to a Quantity of weed.
Bill: Yea man I got what you need. How much you want?

Jim : Yo man just break me off a Quake.

Bill : aight I got ya covered.
by J-o-e December 7, 2006
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A popular 3d shooter made by the ID Software, the same guys who made kickass games like Wolfenstein 3d and DOOM.
Anyone up for a Quake 3 deathmatch tournament? I'll frag you real good.
by The CyberDemon February 20, 2003
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