Quaffle

a women how Queefs alot. Queefer

I tapped Amber last night, shes such a quaffle!

by James McVane April 29, 2007

quaffle

The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.

"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle

by Dean Corin January 23, 2006

Quaffle

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.

by Iioveupookey266261 January 20, 2014

quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 April 4, 2008

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 June 27, 2007

quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 17, 2014