QI

Your QI is the amount of money you spent on microtransactions in a video game. You lost so many brain cells that your IQ turned into QI.

Person 1. Hey man I spend 18,000 thousand dollars on ESO. Person 2. Hey man that 18,000 is ur qi u r fuckin retarded.

by I Invented Qi April 9, 2023

Qi

A sleethball who is loyal to his wife 350 days a year.

My friend is a qi. He always ends up fucking strangers when we go out for a drink.

by Chimpolpole March 29, 2020

An impossibility. Because Q must be followed by U, it's impossible.

Guy 1: I wanna fly!

Girl: What? you can't fly...

Guy 2: Yeah, that's a qi.

by Nekromancers March 1, 2020

by Ululu March 6, 2017

Part of LGBTQI (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer/Questioning, Intersex), but specifically are transgender.

I am LGB(T)QI

by slweeb August 2, 2021

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.

Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once

"Did you hear about that kid who was such a wen qi?"