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Pyronecrocleptobeastophiliac

Pyro-necro-clepto-beastophiliac

Someone who has an obsession with stealing dead animal carcasses, lighting them on fire, and having sex with them.
My neighbor installed a survailence camera in the alley behind his house because he wondered why he kept finding burnt animal corpses. It Turns out there was a pyronecrocleptobeastophiliac who was having sex with burning dead animals that he stole from the vet back there.

pyronecrobeastiality 

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a dead animal that is aflame.
"My boyfriend is into pyronecrobeastiality"

Pyronecrobeastyality 

The act of fucking small dead burning woodland creatures.
While Toms friends were asleep, he dug up a dead rabbit, lit it on fire and committed pyronecrobeastyality.
Pyronecrobeastyality by beer_bear August 30, 2006

Pyronoia 

The sneaking suspicion that you've left an appliance on at home, and that your house is now a towering inferno.
I was halfway to the shops before I experienced a stab of pyronoia; had I turned the iron off? I thought I had, or had I only imagined that?
Pyronoia by Barry Earsman March 3, 2008

Pyrenees 

A guy named Pyrenees is the most sweetest and funniest guy you'll ever meet. He can always make you smile and laugh when you feel like no one can! And he's super cute ! Once you get to know him you feel as if you can tell him anything in the world. He's a great listener and is definitely super intelligent when it comes to anything. Any girl would be lucky to have a Pyrenees, and any guy would be lucky to have a Pyrenees as a friend.
Pyrenees is one loyal friend;

Pyrenees is the best friend someone could ever have!!

Great Pyrenees 

Fluffy dogs. They are guardian livestock protecters so if you live on a farm these dogs are for you.They are white and huge.they love being with people and cuddling but also being alone.They love exploring and run away every once in a. While but they make up for it with there cuteness.
Person 1-“Look at that fluffy white huge dog!”
“Person 2-Must be a Great Pyrenees!”
Great Pyrenees by lilmomo December 19, 2018