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ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise
Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie
ponky pwosmie by 1517ipvav8990 October 10, 2019
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Pwosk is a beautiful name for a charming young gremlin.
My daughters name is Pwosk.
pwosk by hazelsoap June 21, 2024
Pwosk is an adorable name for a young gremlin. Typically a feminine name. People named Pwosk are baddies.
My daughter is called Pwosk. She’s a baddie.
pwosk by hazelsoap June 21, 2024

Pwoskkckfkrkdkcj 

The act of slipping on a puddle of water right next to a wet floor sign.
Oh my god dude, I just pwoskkckfkrkdkcjed out in the hallway
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026