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Pussy-Pault 

The act of a man getting a back spasm while vigorously fucking a woman, forcing him to roll over, causing his inserted rock hard cock to pole vault the woman across the room.
Jocelyn: How was your weekend? Did you get laid?

Jill: It was a great weekend! The sex was intense. Until.....

Jocelyn: Until what?

Jill: Well, Thomas was on top of me, and we were really going at it. The sex was amazing , until he suddenly cried out in pain. Next thing I know, I was pussy-paulted across the room.
Pussy-Pault by Saish January 20, 2016
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Richard Paul Pusey 

A piece of crap. A waste of oxygen... Tells cancer victims that he hopes they die, laughs at people as they die and films it. You can replace almost any term for excrement with his last name.
Ewww I stepped in Richard Paul Pusey.
That piece of Richard Paul Pusey.
I took a huge Richard Paul Pusey in the restroom, I wouldnt go in there for about 30-45 minutes.

The Pussypult 

When you load yourself onto a catapult, assume the 'Pike' dive position and fly into a women's vaginal canal. For optimal pleasure, the catapultee must have reached terminal velocity before entrance of the vagina.
"Ok, Truth! What's your favourite sex position?"
"The Pussypult! That's an easy one!"
"Isn't that physically impossible? And even if it wasn't, it'd be both expensive and fatal for both you and your partner?"
"Nah."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026