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Pussy Driver 

A newly licensed driver with their own car who refuses to drive his friends around because he has an irrational fear of doing something stupid in his car, for some ridiculous reason.
Friend: Hey John, wanna drive to the shop for some stuff for the film?
John: But there's four of you! I'm only taking one!
Friend: Jesus, you're such a pussy driver!
Pussy Driver by mrplow69 April 3, 2015

Bus driver pussy 

The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.
Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!

Drive My Pussy 

Drive My Pussy means to take that juicy pussy out for a test drive.

driving like a pussy 

Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!
Yous driving like a pussy Christian

pissy driving 

Australian term, meaning drove home drunk!
"There is no taxi around, so I guess I am going to have to do some pissy driving to get home from the pub tonight."
pissy driving by An Australian September 15, 2014