Purple Apple

a love bite on the adams apple normally given against the wishes of the man getting hence the hand wrapped around his balls to stop him fighting back

i forgot it was mikes birthday today so i gave him a purple apple HA HA HA HA

Purple Apple by bebebe November 16, 2003

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Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.

"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"

Purple Apple by sue October 19, 2003

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purple apple

when three lesbians have sex. usually while singing tunes.

dyke one:"wow we had amazing purple apple last night"
dyke two:"ik it was fun singing songs as well"
dyke three:"ohhh yeahhh"

purple apple by lol546 September 30, 2010

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Purple Apple

a fruit that is incredibly cool and stuff. used to be random when you feel unorriginal. no dirty connotation in canada. pure innocence and i invented it.

wat are you going to do today?
i dunno, probably apple, purple or generic.

Purple Apple by andrea April 11, 2005

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Purple Apple

A giant testicle

Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen

Purple Apple by Flappypengoo September 27, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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