by dip June 14, 2016
Professional wrestler Roman Reigns' ridiculous looking finishing move. WWE announcers call it the "superman punch", however, it bears no resemblance to the martial arts technique of the same name.
Reigns with the Stupidman Punch!!!
by Nigel Bennett March 1, 2017
Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020
The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.
Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!
Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
by nomanito September 18, 2016
by chicago jones July 12, 2011
This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly
Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"
by Super jo jo and friends April 18, 2016
Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her
by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016