by CaptainSarge April 10, 2010
Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present
by 600cm December 16, 2008
Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.
by wtca November 15, 2007
Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
by HK1717 June 8, 2012
(VERB)
The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.
Alas: A pumpkin patch.
(NOUN)
- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs
The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.
Alas: A pumpkin patch.
(NOUN)
- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs
(VERB)
Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"
(NOUN)
Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."
Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"
(NOUN)
Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."
by NapoleonBonrhrd November 10, 2013
/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/
1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.
2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.
2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 18, 2017
A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.
by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011