by Samuraicop February 25, 2021
guy one:Dude watch where your going, you almost pulled a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson
by Chris Sivertson February 10, 2008
Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."
by James Kroger February 03, 2008
Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones
One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
by Lulzey McLulzster December 21, 2008
1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.
2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.
2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.
Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?
Response: Sure! Already on it!
Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?
Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.
Response: Sure! Already on it!
Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?
Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.
by Gannzo December 30, 2013
Pulling a Nelson:
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.
Refusing to get out of your police car even if someone is shot inside of a house and is needing medical attention.
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.
Pulling a Nelson
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.
Last night Becky swallowed too much man jizz and could barely breathe. I didn't like the bitch so I pulled a Nelson.
by Grunt116 April 18, 2022
To make an incredibly racist or violent insult or statement to someone; A racist and violent remark or threat
I'm going to take all the Hispanics and throw them over the border 1 by 1 in pieces.
Dude, you just pulled a nelson
Dude, you just pulled a nelson
by ThatIndianMan November 12, 2011