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puddle jumping 

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.
Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome
puddle jumping by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015

Puddle jumping 

Where a bunch of teenagers go to the high school after or during a big storm/rain, into the football field where the HUGE puddles are and jump, run through, swim and play in said huge puddles.
"Jordanian! Let's go puddle jumping!"

"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"

::Vroom Vroom::



:::SPLASH:::
Puddle jumping by Alyxe January 16, 2009

Puddle jumping 

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms
"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"
Puddle jumping by mooncow67 December 2, 2009

Puddle Jumping 

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
Puddle Jumping by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021

Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.
"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles 

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.