Psionic Engineering

The disciplined practice of developing psionic abilities as if they were any other technical skill, with training regimens, safety protocols, and measurable outcomes. Psionic engineers don't just hope to move objects with their minds; they create practice schedules, track their progress in spreadsheets, and attend workshops on "advanced telekinetic applications." The field requires immense patience, as measurable results are elusive, and most practitioners spend years achieving nothing that couldn't be explained by drafts, static electricity, or wishful thinking.

*Example: "His psionic engineering practice involved daily 20-minute sessions trying to influence a random number generator with his mind. After a year, his numbers were statistically indistinguishable from chance, but he'd developed excellent meditation skills and could sit in perfect stillness for extended periods. He called this 'non-dual psionics' and considered it a success."*

Psionic Engineering by Nammugal February 14, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008