Protein Donut 

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

Protein Donut by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

Protein Donut 

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

Protein Donut by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Protein Donut 

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.

“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”

Protein Donut by 8c’s September 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008