Protein Donut 

The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.

Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.

Protein Donut by Carrotman424 July 3, 2018

Protein Donut 

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

Protein Donut by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Protein Donut 

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.

“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”

Protein Donut by 8c’s September 27, 2021