professor x

A dude that has pyshic mind power stuff going on and wheels himself around in a wheel chair. He is the leader of the X-men.

Proffesor X beat Magneto up with the help of his floating wheel chair

by Dane Echinas September 21, 2003

professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

by Craig April 08, 2005

professor x

1. Scrabble-enjoying hetero soo-per genius (sorry, Who Banger, not "faggot"... but I can't fault you for wishful thinkin'...) who can't afford to go to the prom because he has to save every effin' dime to go to MIT and invent the technology to keep America #1 so ungrateful homophobes like Who Banger can whine on this website.
2. Witty contributor to this website who enjoys free publicity from folks like Who Banger... god bless 'em.

Why yes, Professor X kicks ass at Scrabble and has two parents who reminded him on prom night that the fat chick wasn't worth chewing his arm off at dawn to escape from the motel room.

Professor X is smart, true, but can't fathom how it took Who Banger more than two weeks to find himself defined on this website!

by Professor X May 25, 2003

professor x

Some guy who thought it was a good idea to insult me because he know's I'm right about him. See prom night

Professor X is a virgin...

by Who Banger May 23, 2003

professor x

I gotta say, Who Fucker or whatever, you sound fairly um.. "dumb", one might say? But the internets fucking crazy. how many people would die if it ended tomorrow?

Scrabble are an gooding game.

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

professor x

you guys dont know sh1t about anything. if i find out where any of you lived it'd be over, b1tch.

you're all losers. i'm better than you.

by frank morrissey November 11, 2003

Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018