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Professional Victim 

A person who intentionally sets himself or herself up to be an accident victim, in order to collect liability insurance settlements from others.
The insurance investigator discovered that the pedestrian Mr. Wheeler's car had struck was a "professional victim," a retired circus acrobat, who'd been in fourteen similar "accidents," and in every case, he had recovered completely within a week of receiving the insurance settlement.
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Professional Victim 

Someone who always thinks people are attacking her. She also fakes illnesses or ailments to get attention. Ex. Godlesswh_re
Man. Godlesswh_re is a professional victim,she is claiming the covid vaccine is giving her seizures.
Professional Victim by Pissypanda January 3, 2021

Professional Victim 

One who feigns helplessness to garner support, sympathy or attention, usually the "I'm so helpless" female trope,
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
1: How's your relationship with Meg going?
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.

Professional Victim 

Any individual who makes visible, or becomes known for sharing negative personal experiences, or works to facilitate others to share there own experiences through means such as websites.

Nearly always used to refer to women, it is a common retort to discredit those who speak publicly about rape, or sexual harassment.
When bob saw women sharing their experiences on an internet forum, he was disgusted that anyone would be given attention for showing weakness. As he angrily started typing responses he thought to himself "I'll show these professional victims what happens, when you speak openly about uncomfortable topics".

Professional Victims 

This is an umbrella term used to describe the, the ones who dye their hair blue/green/pink, have a lot of pricings and get offended by everything and use phrases u are a bigot and an ableist, they also have no common sense and are "woke"
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026