Printer Whore

Where one person proceeds to go to the printer constantly touching it, rubbing it eventually getting themselves off to the vibrations as it prints and fulfilling their sexual desires.

Chris: What the hell!! Did you see Anne at the printer there. She was touching it up and getting all rowdy with it.

John: Yeah, she is a total printer whore!!

Chris: She must be, she had her knickers off as it was printing!!!

Printer Whore by The Venga!!! April 15, 2010

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Printer Whores

One who proceeds to block others from using a printer by printing out 45 or more pages in one sitting. Often wasting ink by printing off useless information that they will never read.

Rick- Dude why didn't you print out the review for that exam?
James- I couldn't man, there were printer whores everywhere!

James- Dude I totally bombed my chemistry test.
Rick- Printer whores man, it was the printer whores.

Printer Whores by Colonel Flannagan May 30, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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