Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.

Pringle Hands by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

Pringle Hands by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Edward Pringles Hands 

Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.

"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore

Edward Pringles Hands by imnotbusyatall January 14, 2011

Pringle Hand 

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.

Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."

Pringle Hand by Freebie Link November 24, 2010