a princess who lives in the mushroomkingdom. she is often (and i mean really often) getting kipnaped by mainly bowser, or occasionly a whole new character, meaning mario has to rescue her again.
you'll never get princess peach!
im sorry, but the princess is in another castle.
That bitch in mario that you always have to rescue from a giant immortal fire breathing turtle.
You: Yey i saved Princess Peach Taod: Sorry but our princess is in another castle
You: FUCK!!
Mario: To the next castle
You: Ok im gonna find her, save her, kill bowser, fuck her, eat some tacos, then kill her.
(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue Cup Size: to be determined...