Using a moist baby wipe to swab the anus before taking a poop. A pre-wipe is primarily used to lubricate the anus for a more efficient and cleaner poop. The wipe can also be dropped into the toilet bowl after the swab to reduce back splash from the turds dropping into the bowl.
"Hey I'll be back in 20 minutes, I need to go clear this Indian food outta me." "Sounds good babe, don't forget to pre-wipe before letting it loose. You don't wanna have to shower again before we go out tonight." "Thanks for the reminder! Clean as a whistle!"
by ratpact4life October 1, 2018
See premature ejaculation. When you've got a pack of 2 minute noodles for your girlfriend, and you manage drop your load either in her or in your pants before they are done.
Pre J King: I totally destroyed that pussy in like, a minute bro!!!
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...
by ThatCheesyTroll September 19, 2013
Aw, man, I didn't shake the ketchup bottle before I poured it on my hotdog, and now there's pre-ketchup all over it.
by norrinrad August 13, 2009
Before the internet.
When people still spoke to each other in person, and weren't as socially awkward and scared of confrontation.
And people were less self-aggrandizing and focused on living a faux life online.
Back when 'politically correct' wasn't as rampant.
When people still spoke to each other in person, and weren't as socially awkward and scared of confrontation.
And people were less self-aggrandizing and focused on living a faux life online.
Back when 'politically correct' wasn't as rampant.
THEN (Pre-Internet):
In person:
"Hey Sally, let's go on a date!"
"Sure thing Mark!"
NOW (Post-Internet):
On a computer:
"Unnghhffff huhhhh....(LIKE)"
"Hey there, thanks for the like! Please follow me and comment on how much you like the breakfast I had every day, and exclaim how intelligent and attractive I am - or claim to be online!" "And don't ever have a different opinion than me on anything, otherwise I will mute/block you, and I may fall into depression because I have no coping mechanism!"
"...."
Ex: No 'Kip Drordys' before the internet.
In person:
"Hey Sally, let's go on a date!"
"Sure thing Mark!"
NOW (Post-Internet):
On a computer:
"Unnghhffff huhhhh....(LIKE)"
"Hey there, thanks for the like! Please follow me and comment on how much you like the breakfast I had every day, and exclaim how intelligent and attractive I am - or claim to be online!" "And don't ever have a different opinion than me on anything, otherwise I will mute/block you, and I may fall into depression because I have no coping mechanism!"
"...."
Ex: No 'Kip Drordys' before the internet.
by John Nostalgia July 11, 2014
One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.
Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.
Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.
Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!
by dubhead89 April 20, 2010
flippn pre-legals, such smartass's.
outta my way you filthy pre-legal.
i feel like im back at high school there are so many pre-legals here
person A: im scared bro
person B: why?
person A: i might be off to jail ae
person B: why you sicko?
person A: i think she was a cheeky pre-legal ae
outta my way you filthy pre-legal.
i feel like im back at high school there are so many pre-legals here
person A: im scared bro
person B: why?
person A: i might be off to jail ae
person B: why you sicko?
person A: i think she was a cheeky pre-legal ae
by daterapeface January 2, 2011
by glargy August 29, 2014