Power Rangers

A show that used to be cool... after the Evil Disney Empire took it over.
Why did Disney have to rape Power Rangers?
by Anoymus August 13, 2004
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A powerful and influential religion lasting from 1993 to 1996. Since then on, copycat cults have immitated the initial ideas, albeit with much smaller influence on mass media and with significantly less followers. Their powers of persuasion are limited compared with the founding religion, meaning they have to change their identities every year since it's demise.
One of the key sprititual guidelines of Power Rangers, delivered by the Prophets Rocky de Santos and Adam Park.

Rocky: Double whammy?
Adam: You're on!
by Mosepipe November 28, 2008
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A group of teenagers with a near perfect GPA, great social skills, great martial arts skill, and giant robots. They thrive in packs of anyware between 3-7 and have a "thing" for matching spandex outfits. each Ranger as there called has his or her own special color, girls colors are: pink, yellow, light blue, white. While the guys colors are: Red, Blue, Black, Green, White, and Yellow (if he's gay). Whatever town they save from a giant monster made of some inanimate object(Pinball machine, Camera, ex...) is magicly rebuilt overnight. Also the Ranger's ethnic backround somtimes decides what color suit they ware (African American- Black Ranger, Chinese- Yellow ranger). They are led by a giant head in a tube named Zordon and no Power Rangers are known to have parents.
by Brook Park Runner October 20, 2008
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When two or more homies spread out, locate and stack 4 or more spin scooters, then reconvene at a location and metamorph their smaller stacks into a singular CHONK.
"Sorry Babe I've gotta head out, the homies need me."
"They need you now?? At 3AM?! What is so important that you have to leave so late"
"Bitch, we're fucking superheroes. Call it 'Power Rangers' "
by SpasianSpice February 24, 2020
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A childrens tv show starting in the 90s in which all villains exploded into sparks for no apperant reason and nothing was ever accomplished.
Red ranger- ill punch you, alien thug made of shit

alien thug made of shit- (explodes into sparks)

red ranger- great job gang, lets do exactly the same thing tommorrow

Power rangers- yeah! its not like we do anything else or have familys right?
by Gojirasaurus April 24, 2010
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90's kids show that should have stopped after the third sesaon. Everything after that is gay.
My cousins loved watching Power Rangers until they started going into space and fighting dinosaurs and crap like that.
by RatchetBoo July 07, 2003
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A slowly dying T.v. show that is now only adorred by 5-7 year old children with a repeating story plot, cheesy effects, overdramatic fight scenes, and with a new series every month as the power rangers try to deny their downfall. After an episode children start beating the crap out of each other, make that obnoxious explosion sound, and then cry becuase they got kicked in the shin.
"Haha! you'll never defeat me red ranger!"

red- "Oh no! how will i ever defeat the doorknob monster?!"

doorknob monster-"HAHA! Now face the wrath of my doorknobs!"

red-"Not so fast doorknob monster!"*pulls giant save-the-day weapon out of nonexsistant ass pocket*
red-"I have my super teamwork fusion boomerang!

doorknob-"Oh no!" *gets hit and dramatically explodes*

red- "Good teamwork guys! We really twisted that doorknob! haha! get it?"

rangers-"hahahahahahahaha!"

power rangers are awsome
by ranger h8er July 17, 2008
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