power mom 

A woman who is able to seamlessly raise children, keep a household (as in laundry, cleaning, meals, etc), participate in their activities (sports, scouts, music & dance lessons etc), attend school themselves, maintain a romantic relationship successfully with their significant other, home school their children, maintain complicated hobbies (like making furniture), and sometimes a numerous other activities ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Doing all of that stuff in one day would exhaust me! I guess she can do it because she's a power mom.

power mom by Jenny Wascher April 8, 2005

Lesbian Power Mom 

A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.

"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"

"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"

Lesbian Power Mom by tinymanticore04 February 26, 2019

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom 

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom by Piekin August 3, 2011

Nick Jonas Power Moment 

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A section found in almost every Jonas Brothers' song (A band of brothers originating from New Jersey) where the youngest Jonas Brother, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, sings, using a large portion of his soul and guts, inducing thousands of fan-girls to tears.

Can't have you: "So tell me what we're fighting for, cause you know that the truth means so much more..."

Sorry: "Filled with sorrow filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame, for leaving your heart out in the rain..."

Don't Charge me for the crime: "I throw him out of the car, I say, you know me well. I'm not going to jail, I'm not paying your bail..."

These are all Nick Jonas Power Moments.

Nick Jonas Power Moment by Nick-Jonas-Fan September 13, 2009

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob 

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011

momma-bazonkers-powers 

When a mother cries, whines, complains or loses it to get her way

Mom uses her momma-bazonkers-powers to get money from my dad.

momma-bazonkers-powers by smilingontime October 19, 2011