Potato D

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

by Potato Z August 26, 2021

potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.

potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”

by sakasirat July 9, 2021

potato dyke

Where you're ugly like a potato and also butch like a tranny. Hence potato dyke

You're a potato dyke

by Jacob Mattson🤙🏻 February 28, 2017

Potato Dealer

A DJ who plays shit music

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!

by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015

potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020

Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

by phillydrifter September 2, 2010