A rare form of
erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft,
collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers
believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.