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Poseidon's Trident 

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.
When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.
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Poseidon's Trident 

The name of a threesome that involves only men.
Grey, Mike, and Nathaniel meet up last night to perform poseidon's Trident.

Poseidon's Trident 

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.
Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

Poseidon's Trident 

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.
Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

Poseidon's trident 

Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.
Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...
Poseidon's trident by Ricky Fitts November 10, 2024

Poseidon’s Trident 

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.
See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night

Poseidons Trident

When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways
he showed Poseidons Trident, when he came it hit me in 3 different places
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