Porter Disorder

A Disorder that Allstar Weekend fans have over the lead singer Zach Porter and there is absolutely no cure.

Symptoms include excessive drooling, talking about Zach way to much, having over 300 photos of him saved on your computer, changing your last name on Facebook to "Porter", having random spaz attacks over him, changing all your backrounds to a photo of Zach, writing Zach Porter all over your hands, and so many more

Person 1: Dude why do I always spaz over Zach Porter?

Person 2: You have Porter Disorder!

Porter Disorder by ZachsBabyGirl November 21, 2011

PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder

Post Potter Shock Disorder. A person with PPSD suffers from psychological shock and numbness to the realization that Harry Potter is truly over. Symptoms of PPSD may include:

-Drawing a lightning bolt on one's forehead or, in more extreme cases, self-inflicting an actual scar

-Re-reading the entire series in the hope that an eighth book will magically appear, then crying when it isn't there.

-Watching all 8 movies in one day

-Staying in the theater long after the credits for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two roll, staring at the screen with a zombie-like expression.

-Constantly quoting the books and/or movies, and shouting spells during moments of need

-Calling up other Potter-heads and discussing their inability to believe that it is over

-Feeling as if their best friend who grew up with them has died

-Planning Harry Potter related events

-Having a strong urge to recreate the movies, film parodies, or write a sequel series.

See that kid over there writhing on the floor crying and hugging a Harry Potter book? Yeah man, he totally has PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder.

PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder by PotterFan12 July 17, 2011