A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.
As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.
by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021
An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.
Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.
A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.
Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.
A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.
Someone who is hateful of social climbers
Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.
by Tonskie January 9, 2008
One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.
On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.
by evyg May 28, 2009
A thumb drive that is containing osu! and was advertised by Squashy Boy for multi purpose, for playing osu!, for playing osu! in a skateboard, playing osu! in a subway station, playing osu! in a bus.
1. Man, my friend don't have osu!. I'm going to plug in the osu!portable.
2. Hmmm, if I want to play osu! in Android, I can use the osu!portable.
2. Hmmm, if I want to play osu! in Android, I can use the osu!portable.
by rapopo December 16, 2020
A puzzle-platformer video game that is developed by B10K Games. (Or B10K PlaysGames on YouTube lol) It is made in the Unity video game engine and it is (or was idk a pc version might exist eventually lol) intended to run on Android Smartphones/Tablets. The game is about a green cube that goes around levels collecting unlock cubes so you can unlock doors to get to other parts of the level and also to get to the end of the level to go to the next one. It has some puzzle segments in the levels but yeah Its just a green cube that jumps around what did you expect?
Hey! I found this game called Qbex PORTABLE and it looks stoopid because its just cubes!!! Omg the dev is so lazy!!1!1
by B10K PlaysGames November 3, 2019
A sidepiece who is ok with and even happy to be your sidepiece even when you break up with your main piece. A portable sidepiece has no aspirations to be your primary relationship and will remain with you through multiple primary relationships.
Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.
Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.
Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.
by BlacknessComfirmed August 15, 2022
-On a three week long Roadtrip-
Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.
Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.
Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.
Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.
by Vendetta150 February 23, 2010