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Porsche 968 

The Porsche 968 was voted Performance Car of the Year by Performance Car magazine in 1993. Hugely expensive when new, more than $60,000 in 1992, the 968 is one of, if not the rarest production Porsches. Only 4,665 where imported into the US between 1992 and 1995. With its front engine, rear transaxle design, and Brembo four-piston alloy calipers, it is arguably the best handling Porsche as well. With the 6 speed gearbox, it will reach 60 mph in under 6 seconds, with a top speed of 165. Today its styling is still fresh, and it will turn heads and have people asking you if it’s new. Buy one – FAST!
The Porsche 968 is the last GT style car produced by Porsche, and one of the most balanced cars ever built, which means it handles like a dream.
Porsche 968 by Aschcan October 5, 2011
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Porsche 968 

Definition: Garbage. That Should be Set on Fire

What a huge waste of money for a car that doesn't even look like a Porsche.
Then, have fun paying to repair the fuckin piece of shit. In no time you'll have paid more in repairs than how much you actually paid for the car which is way too overpriced.
Its not even that fast...its fuckin shitty when you race a car that cost less than half of yours and they beat you.
Cruise control works when it wants to....
Leaks shit all the time.
So lets re-cap: Expensive, ugly, really ugly, unreliable...

How do I know all this? I USED TO HAVE ONE! WHAT A HUGE MISTAKE...

FUCK YOU PORSCHE 968 PILE OF SHIT

And to anyone who loves this car...What the hell...seriously. What is wrong with you..
"Some say Porsche's are not built to perfection"...because THEY AREN'T. The Porsche 968 SUCKS
Porsche 968 by Jeff Collins October 26, 2007
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