Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

by That's men's talk May 26, 2011

Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 12, 2010

Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 01, 2016

Pork Swords

Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".

"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

pork sword

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

pork sword

A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

by Courtnie Brown. January 04, 2009